heteros: idk she lives like an hour away, that’s too far
lesbians:
“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”
(via irenethestrange)
actual highlight of mass effect 3
Grunt partying with his squadmates then his drunk ass is suddenly like “hold up i gotta text my mom”
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